monkey bum

when between your ass cheeks gets sweaty and my begin chaffing and causes discomfort.

hey i got some real bad monkey bum right now.

by extremeknowledge May 18, 2011

Monkeybone

An extremely stupid (but good) movie about a cartoonist, his most famous creation, his girlfriend, and the dream world. Don't watch it if you hated Freddy Got Fingered or if you are adverse to talking monkeys.

I still remember when I rented Monkeybone...Shawn B. and I laughed so hard, we almost choked to death...

by RatchetBoo June 8, 2003

Monkey bum face

Similar to 'Monkey Face', when a male shaves his genitals, ejaculates onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman's/man's face. However when partaking in a 'Monkey Bum Face', the male shaves the hair from his bum instead of his genitals.

When finished shout "Monkey Bum Face" whilst doing jazz hands.

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

kinky monkey bum sex

when a canteen smacks a soldiers ass

sir im getting kinky monkey bum sex

by teague k January 28, 2008

MonkeyBoi

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.

EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted

by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

Monkeybath

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.

I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath

by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010