monkeyfaced faggot

some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.

harris is such a monkeyfaced faggot...i hate him

by Teiger Hater July 27, 2008

monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

Moneypenis

The act of having so much money you can forcibly fuck anyone you want with no regrets.

The governments moneypenis screws every american every day i.e. see Symbiotic Buttfuck

by WillofThePersin July 10, 2012

monkeypunch

v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the anus to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.

My baby loves the monkeypunch

by swingin sam January 19, 2004

monkeyspanker

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003

monkeypaws

Another word for Marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.

"Yoh got the monkeypaws?"
"I got 10$ for a monkeypaw"

by VICKAYBOWW myspace.com/vickieexx April 3, 2008

monkeyness

monkey like behaviour or the presence of monkeys

there is much monkeyness here

by milostwin_01 July 26, 2003