Monkey Shits

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

Monke shit

A hairy penis

Dude your monke shit is tiny

by Valk99 June 29, 2021

shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

british shit money

1.79069 times better than american shit money (as of date of posting), and has never been less than 1.65 times better. Dollars will never be anywhere near as strong (The euro neither)

I shoved my british shit money down uncle sams' throat and forced him to kiss the Union Jack on my arse while subsequently allowing employees of american owned companies to steal from the vaults so it makes it LOOK as if Britain is not as rich as the united states. Can't tell them the truth though, it'll hurt the egos of the poor yanks who think thier economy is an olympic torch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

take a shit money

the amount of money you need to have in the bank to take a shit on your bosses desk

Rick James - I won the lottery
Johnson - whats that smell
Rick James- I just took a shit on your desk, i have enough take a shit money

by Johhnnny V January 21, 2009

british shit money

also called pounds.

dollars kick ass!

by only$19.99,less s+h January 12, 2004

money gang shit bang

A term used to describe da thug lyfe of Runcorn

Watch out here comes the money gang shit bang

by Man Like James January 28, 2017