Sheep Mongerer

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!

by Poon-master Phoenix September 2, 2003

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

Monzey

1. A way to call someone a total hottie. This way the hottie isn't aware you are infatuated with him.
2. Ramon Villalon's nickname.

(Ex 1:)
Girl 1: Like OMG look at that guy!
Girl 2: Yeah he's a total Monzey.
(Ex 2:)
Boy 1: Dude do you know Monzey?
Boy 2: Yeah I'm gonna kick his ass.

by ShizzleBizzle September 26, 2005

Half Mongrel

A soft On, Like a hard on But softer

dam it how do I get rid of this Half Mongrel in my pants

by Poon Idol December 24, 2003

monged

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

by cup December 12, 2003

Mongelating

Someone who acts autistic around you and isn’t actually autistic

Look at that guy he is mongelating

by Goatfacekiller November 14, 2021

Fudge Mongrel

When a muddog travels in a pack she often has her trusty fudge mongrel at her side, and a typical litter of her little mud nuggets. Any unfortunate man to cross her path may find that while avoiding the muddog, this sneaky predator will take advantage of your alcohol fueled evening and violate you for taxi fare, usualy a fitty.

One evening my mates an I were getting rat faced when dead ahead a muddog approached so I bailed to another bar where unbeknownst she had already deployed her fudge mongrel like a special forces recce. When i woke up a box of pollifiller and a wallet less $50 was all the I could remember

by Top Bloke August 6, 2012