mombat

a mother that is still too clingy after her kids are grown and on their own.

I invited Dylan to the party tonight but he had to go over to his moms place instead. She is quite the mombat and I think the umbilical cord is still attached. {clingy}

by jujube59 December 20, 2010

mombanger

The PG-13 version of the term motherfucker.

Samuel L. Jackson is the man. That mombanger could have starred in The King's Speech and it would've won just as many awards, if not all of them.

by RizzleMcRizz April 29, 2011

mombear

A mom that has six children that drives around in an old chevy van that lost both running boards and the grill to a herd of deer.

A mom that has other moms, dads, and children running in fear. No one messes with the mombear.

Suzy: "Your kid is so stupid."

Mombear: "You're about to get your butt handed to you. Don't be talking about my kid like that!"

by mombearpower February 2, 2013

MomBoy

noun
1. A female who can take care of you when you're out partying, but can still hang like one of the fellas.

2. A female who takes you as her child, but she is also your friend.

The afterparty MomBoy held was lit, and she gave us a place to crash afterwords!

by TheDaveBoy January 12, 2018

mombo number 5

a fat black man with a high pitched voice with a purple dick on his fore head

wow you are really being a mombo number five

by greg guerette July 17, 2003

mombro

A mom, usually around middle age, that goes to the gym, tans, tries to look like shes 20, and hooks up with people that are much younger than her.

Similar to a cougar.

Tim: Yo, Lacy's mom is a total mombro.
Todd: Word, I'd hit it.

by J Rex March 30, 2011

Black Momba

Virus that overtakes the stomach with instense pain and frequent bolts to the restroom. Poison althrougout your body. Also causes mind to function on a less than coherant state. Loud explosions of profanity and vulgar humor are recognized side effects. Contracted normally through bad diet after a long long period of drinking. You'll wake up still drunk normally keeping the feeling alive with more alcohol and bad food. Hot Wings, BBQ Ribs, and Beef Jerkey are part of the diet often associated with Black Momba or BM. Much worse than the normal shits or being hungover/drunk the next day. Can also be contracted by being bit or having intercourse with a BM positive organism. Virus origniated in Portugal and has links back to Don King in the Mike Tyson glory days.

My roomate said I got black momba from riding on the tractor in my bathing suit.

Josh got black momba when Tony ate too much jerkey and bit him for lying.

There's not enough toilet paper in the world to clear that shit when Ivan gets black momba.

by lrakow September 19, 2008