Molitoed

1. To finger a girl using your toes.

2. To be touched inappropriately by a really fat ugly person

Omg i can't believe you just got molitoed.

by troisha December 9, 2008

monitor the core

Take care of the family or deal with family business. Stay home.

orig. Homer Simpson's mantra while on the job at the nuclear reactor: "Must monitor the core. Must monitor the core. Must....

Jody: Hey Brad, wanna go to the bar and get some beers?
Brad: Naw, must monitor the core.

by Muskox July 24, 2008

monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

by Schteen May 20, 2003

monitor

A person that spends countless hours infront of the computer, and not meeting his friends, so as to become at one with the computer.

Geeze, that Ace is such a Monitor

by blkbullet February 9, 2005

monitor malaise

When you get sick from looking at a computer monitor.

shit man, i gotta go to the other room, i am gettin mad monitor malaise from bein in here.

by det.und October 4, 2005

Monitor Mite

A small living creature inside of a monitor or LCD TV.

Help!! I have a Monitor Mite!!

by whj812 May 7, 2009

Mall-Monitoring

The thing every male does at one point or another when he's stuck in any form of a shopping center with a woman.

Friend One: Hey you wanna go play video games later.
Friend Two: No I can't my girls going shopping, I'll most likely be Mall-Monitoring.

by dr. bustanut November 11, 2014