Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

mememaster-general

A term for the leader of a meme-oriented national entity. An example of one would be in the Federal Republic of Whestcorea, a micronation.

"H.E. was elected as Whestcorea's Mememaster-General last month.

by ReexD May 27, 2016

molesterer

One who molesters

HELP HELP HE IS A MOLESTERER!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GONNA MOLESTIFICATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE MOLESTERERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fthfsdhueifyidusf August 26, 2021

toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016

beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

Molester Look

The look that a grown ass man has on his face when he wants to put his dick in anything. Usually occurs after several liquor drinks mixed with xanax.

Chad: Dude, Bobby has that molester look in his eye again..
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...

by Newby27Heath31 July 17, 2010