moersleutel

A moersleutel is a person who is very thin so gives the impression that they are not treated very well. This is further enforced by them not having very many friends with most people using them to accomplish tasks, ie. using them as a tool. It is an old Dutch insult that translates at "spanner".

Paul is such a moersleutel. Tom isn't the sharpest moersleutel the shed.

by tpeak92_$ May 23, 2017

mersey

The best ship in the world. It will never sink for as long as it sails

Mersey will never sink!!!!

by Acewolfotaku September 6, 2017

Morse piss

Urinating in a Morse code pattern after ejaculating.

Mark took a Morse piss after masturbating.

by HOMERO89 November 9, 2017

Merseyside Derby

The rivalry between English football teams LIVERPOOL and EVERTON.

"There shall be the Merseyside derby next month"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Merseene Twister

When your teacher has a stonking sized cock, which is frequently seen during class.

Bill: Did you see Teaches Merseene Twister today?
Bob: fucking oath
Bill: its gotta be the best Merseene twister ive seen

by stappa May 28, 2019

mersen

Just a dude he usually doesn't care about nothing but he's very kind and funny as fuck but can simp sometimes but then he will wake up and realize what he's doing

bruh mersen she using you stop simping

damn bro you right lemme stop

by Dr.DoofenshmirtzNiggalator September 20, 2020

Merselynn

Is a violent girl but also kind she is beautiful when it comes to her bad side also has her player side in her veins streaming so if you ever get her angry she will play along and then make your life a living hell

Merselynn is my name

by Mersy April 15, 2021