The vegan, plant-based alternative to crocodile meat. Also used for faux crocodile skin handbags, purses and shoes.
Dude 1: Hey I thought you were vegan, why are you eating crocodile?
Dude 2: This is actually MOCCODILE, it's 100% vegan.
Dude 1: What does it taste like?
Dude 2: Really authentic... A bit like mock chicken.
Dude 2: This is actually MOCCODILE, it's 100% vegan.
Dude 1: What does it taste like?
Dude 2: Really authentic... A bit like mock chicken.
by Moccodile March 7, 2020
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Get the Mockermay mug.American Citizen: How do you say "Moscow" in Russian?
Russian Citizen: "Moskva".
American Citizen: But you write it out like "Mockba".
Russian Citizen: Oh no, Cyrillic alphabet may look similar to the Latin alphabet but they have different pronunciation. Have you heard of Faux Cyrillic before?
Russian Citizen: "Moskva".
American Citizen: But you write it out like "Mockba".
Russian Citizen: Oh no, Cyrillic alphabet may look similar to the Latin alphabet but they have different pronunciation. Have you heard of Faux Cyrillic before?
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One of the few counties where there's a ghetto area (Wheaton, Silver Spring), there's a rich-ass area (Bethesda, Potomac), and the boonies (Damascus, Poolesville) all crammed together.
One of the few counties where there's a ghetto area (Wheaton, Silver Spring), there's a rich-ass area (Bethesda, Potomac), and the boonies (Damascus, Poolesville) all crammed together.
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Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!
Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.
Jon: Yah, he is.
Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.
Jon: Yah, he is.
by Jeremykl August 29, 2009
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