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Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.
Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons
by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017
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Mister Clunge

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate
by Anthony Sparkes July 2, 2016
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Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.
If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.
by FinnyJ December 7, 2010
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Mister Clark

He Is a teacher/Rapist at Piedmont Lakes Middle School that if you do anything slightly wrong he will see you "After Class" Which normally involves him anally Fisting you putting a strap on on with no lube once you see him once you can never go back (Only sees boys "After class" btw)
Kid 1 Whose your 3 period
Kid 2 Mister Clark
Kid 1 Rip you virginity
Kid 2 wait what
by Deafaultino May 3, 2019
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mister puberty

1.someone whose voice cracks unintentionally at any given moment.
the state, or the illusion of being in the midst of pubescence.
note: has nothing to do with age or gender

2.anyone who has just inhaled helium

3.someone actually going through puberty and who advertises this by wearing pants that are too short and not shaving their incoming scruff.
hey doll, its zach. Call(two octaves higher) *cough cough* me when you get this message.

why certainly, mister puberty.
by my uterus and i September 26, 2005
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twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea
I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.
by anonymous please August 29, 2007
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Mister Derp

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.
by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011
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