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missionary position

Dude, The Missionary Position rules!
missionary position by Otm June 27, 2005

missionary dater 

A missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.
Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "Heckkk no. I ain't no missionary dater!"
missionary dater by K-Howard November 22, 2015

missionary style 

To visit inferior civilizations and try to convert them to your faith.
Yo yo yo I be coming up on dem natives missionary style!
missionary style by Yoan February 1, 2003

missionary muppet 

a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.
Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...
missionary muppet by PolishMenace October 23, 2009

Missionary's Elbow

A condition which occurs mainly in men, and results in red, slightly sensitive elbows, caused by prolonged friction with a couch, while in the missionary position.
"Hey Mark, did you see Steve? He's got some nasty Missionary's Elbow."

"Yeah man, he must have had a good time with Claire last night. He's got a hickey too."

Both - "Sweet"

Mark - "Dumb-ass wore a T-shirt though"
Missionary's Elbow by bullernub January 5, 2011

Missionary Ridge 

a 10 mile horizontal mountain top neighborhood filled to the brim of stuck up aarping elders.
I took a scenic drive on missionary ridge and all i could concentrate on were the old people complaining about sore hips or backs.

I warned you man, Missionary Ridge is a warzone of aarping.