mingeringo

adj - pretty fucking minging
noun - the top minger in the world

Mother, your onion gravy is simply mingeringo.
There goes Mr Rooney, he is Mingeringo.

by Erich ULner October 17, 2006

mingeplode

The act of girl-cumming onto ones partner, or into their orifice of choice.

Jane says:
Hai John, I am molesting your a-hole
John says:
Feeling better today I take it then?
Jane says:
Now that I have mingeploded into your butt, yes.

by ArrW February 16, 2010

minesweeping

The act of stealing, appropriating, or simply picking up an unattended drink, with the intention of aquiring it as your own.

I couldn't afford a drink so I scouted out the club and went minesweeping - I came back with two pints and a glass of something purple, with an octopus in it! Drank it anyway.

by Michaeltreman June 20, 2006

sea minge

a large lump of seaweed that gets stuck on your legs.

ah that peace of sea minge is attacking me

by the seagull October 6, 2005

minger

Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. Anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.

She was a minger, a real 8 pinter.

by Shaun April 24, 2004

mines

a word that dumbasses use to mean possession.

Those books are mines.
That's mines.
You got mines?

by CJ January 7, 2004

minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.

There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!

by wj+akg December 27, 2010