land mines

a group of skinny ugly chicks

bro why are you hitting on all those land mines

by Enor Mouscock August 17, 2010

gimme mines

when something stupid or awkward is said by one person, the offended/wierded out person for some reason, immidiately has the right to coursly rub the back of the idiots nech with two fingers in an attempt to hurt the idiot.

1. man that bathroom smells like hooch!
2. what? goose. it smells like goose?!
1. shit man! gimme mines!!

by nate May 13, 2005

$150 land mines

A black man's shoes.

6 of 10 Nigga Moments involve shoes.
50% of those shoes are Nikes.

"Step some $150 land mines, and BOOM! A perfectly rational black man can explode."

by gumblebee November 28, 2005

Minesweeping

The act of going into a club and quickly realizing you don't have the money to pay for your next drink. So instead you resort to covertly stealing other peoples drinks that have been left unattended whilst praying not to hit a mine (taking a swig of an undesirable drink).

May be performed as a team one person acting as a buffer or shield for the drink whilst another distracts the target leaving the third person available for the drink steal.

Dude I have a lack of funds...want to go minesweeping.

by Jrean123 August 2, 2010

mitesh

a Gangster name known around the world, if you ever meet one, you won't forget it.

someone:Yo Mitesh
Mitesh: Yea
Someone: you are such a gangster!

by Mitssssss November 7, 2007

mines

The use of this improper grammar most likely branched off from the contraction mine's (or mine is). For example "Your ice cream is vanilla, and mine's chocolate." Somewhere along the line, someone forgot that "is" is already part of "mine's" and they made the mistake of saying things like "Mine's is strawberry" or (Mine is is strawberry).
Eventually, the singular form of the word was completely dropped from the vocabulary, and "mine's" became used to show all ownership, even when adding "is" is inapplicable.

Edgar: "Hey Reggie, I just got my new phone today."
Reggie: "Yea, I think I'm gonna buy mines when I get my next paycheck, dawg."

by Energieko March 27, 2009

Minishing

A guy with a really small penis fucking a fat girl.

Because Elliot's penis was so small, Fat Lauren was unsatisfied. Therefore, their sex together could be classified as minishing.

by metsrock62 August 18, 2009