MidnightRocker

Someone who lies about who they really are. Pretending to be a cute blonde curly haired constuction worker on the internet when he's really a fat unemployed slob. Likes to creep on older women and call them "Mom".

"Hey look everybody, it's MidnightRocker, the biggest internet catfish there ever was!"

by OGTroll May 24, 2013

Midnight Munchies

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.

Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.

by Bill Tregen March 5, 2010

Six To Midnight

A phrase used when a male sees something he likes, insinuating an erection.

** After an attractive girl walks by. **

Ryan: Wow, it just went from six to midnight.

by R-Deuce Shorty Smooth January 18, 2009

midnight monster

Waking up in the middle of the night relizing you have to take a massive shit.

"dude i had the worst midnight monster last night."

by Drew Pecock November 25, 2007

Hiker Midnight

Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.

It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!

Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...

by Pay Per View August 9, 2012

Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

Midnight Monorail

To poop in another's butt and then have that person poop it back into your butt, poopetually.

Cindy and I took a ride on the Midnight Monorail last night, and I ain't talkin' about at Disneyland.

by Twink13 March 29, 2009