mincer

A mincer is someone who goes clubbing on weekends and get some sort of joy in trying to pick up drunk straight guys. If they are rejected a mincer can sometimes get hostile

'That matt guy was cracken on to me last night bro'
'course he was that kids a mincer'

by Max-Felix October 10, 2006

Mobile Mingers

People who constantly Shag In Cars

Skets Slags = Mobile Mingers

by Megalithic December 9, 2008

Loud Micers

People who are incapable of being coherent. They use this method in-order to mask their incoherency. They typically stray to this path because they aren't funny enough so they use amplified sound or static that makes their volume exaggerated. Which is found "humorous".

P1: Loud Micers are so annoying.
P2: I agree, you can't even interpret what they're saying.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

miscers

Hey miscers,

there's plenty of evidence that god exists,you're just dicks!

I really don't care if you ever get it either.

by God helps those who help themselves. April 16, 2005

Mincer

A mincer is one who is a general enthusiast or practitioner of MINCECORE. Mincecore is a word to describe Grindcore (an offshoot of metal/punk music) which is heavily influenced by the Belgian band Agathocles. Mincecore often has raw production, leftist socio-political lyrics, and overall sounds very 'oldschool' and minimalist.

1) Have you heard Archagathus? Those guys are total mincers!!
2) I saw a greasy guy today with long hair, he was a real mincer.

by Prince of Mince April 3, 2009

guitar.com "miscers"

Hey miscers fuck off!

I hope you get raped and killed.

Oh yeah and...........

by lick my sweet delicious balls April 27, 2005

miners glove

While having anal sex with a female partner, you slowly insert your hand into her vagina, twist the wrist then masturbate using her colon wall.

Kristi is into fisting, so while ass ramming her I plunged my hand into her beaver and proceeded to jerk myself off with her colon wall. It was as if her colon were a miners glove.

by miner man December 14, 2009