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French Microphone

The definition buzzfeed told me to search via snapchat.
I searched "French Microphone" on Google and found the definition swiftly after. Then I threw up my egg and cheese McGriddle.
by T_steak January 5, 2017
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humming on my microphone

Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
I'm gonna see if I can take her home and get her humming on my microphone....
by robswifey90 November 27, 2006
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The Microphone

A word used to describe someone with a large afro when you see them from behind. The large afro giving the appearance of being the microphone head/foam and the body being the handle. This usually only applies to those skinny enough to look like the microphone handle, however.
Brian: "While walking in the mall the other day, a dude a few people in front of me was straight rocking The Microphone with a vengeance! Shit barely even bounced as he walked!"
by brianxymox January 20, 2012
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fart in a microphone

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.
U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.
by the shoegazer October 20, 2010
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microphone muncher

A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk
Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape

Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.
by isubmittedawordthatwillberejec September 15, 2021
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Inappropriate Microphone

A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.
Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!

Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!

Guy: Right! That was sick, man.
by S h a d o w -P h l u f f August 27, 2010
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Pass the microphone

girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"
by lookissokay August 24, 2020
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