Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

microcord

Small unit of measurement, used for firewood. Most often applied to kindling. 1 microcord = 1 spindly stick + 2 meager twigs.

Split kindling for sale, $30 per microcord bundle.

by Wood dude November 9, 2019

Microhod

Hod slang for anything specific to the king of all hods, Microhod is the one who micro manages everything that everyone is doing, from the time that they punch in to when they take their lunch even when they finish and clock out leaving zero room for error. This person typically has a micropenis

Yo microhod lay off my punches

by Bustincider December 31, 2019

Microdelia

Mcrodelia refers to psychedelic art, psychedelic music and the subculture that originated in the psychedelic experience by people who microdose psychedelic drugs such as LSD, mescaline and psilocybin. Psychedelic art and music typically recreate or reflect the subdose experience..

Microdelia is collectively the creative outcome from those who microdose.

Micodelic music
Microdelic art
microdelic litriture

by UKDaynes January 20, 2020

Microdelics

Microdelics are a class of psychedelic drugs used for specifically for microdosing.

The main Microdelics favoured by the growing global microdosing community are LSD, Psilocybin and masculine.

by UKDaynes January 20, 2020

Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations

Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!

by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021

micropodge

a small fat child found outside mcdonalds

oh that boy is such a micropodge!

by margaret thatcher ❤️ May 12, 2021