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Thrombotic microangiopathy

a condition where the pussy eats away anything in touches
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by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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microbenzing

1.The state of which one person is intimate with another person, yet they are confused as to whether or not they are truly together 2. The state of which two people are loosely together, but not entirely
yeah, we've been microbenzing on and off for about three weeks now... I'm getting confused
by (Cocoa(((~~~ August 30, 2005
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Microdanza

The term used for a person with a micro penis that believes they are everyone's boss.
That guy is such a microdanza. He has the smallest penis ever, is always telling me what to do, and wears an undershirt that says 100% in charge.
by Heart of Darkness August 21, 2016
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micromaningitis

Noun(N)- Micormaningitis is a serious disease usually associated with managers, supervisors, or people who THINK they are managers or supervisors where they can never let the people under them work with no interruptions and have to manage and check every thing that their workers do as often as possible. Quite frequently this disease causes anger in the patient for no particular reason, even If the desired end result is achieved.
" Oh man, the boss has bad micromaningitis today. He's walking around yelling at people in person and over the radio. Keep your eyes open for him."
by N8sobon April 19, 2017
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Microbrand Shy

When a customer refuses to order from any business which advertises itself online through Google ads, Instagram, Facebook and the like because s/he had a bad experience when s/he ordered from another business which advertised itself in a similar manner. A lot of the businesses which use ultra-targeted social media marketing are microbrands which tend to indulge in practices such as just-in-time manufacturing and dropshipping. Thus most Instagram (et al) users have experienced the 'Purchase made from China without knowing it' - that is, they ordered through an Instagram ad which promised a company based in your country, delivery within 2 weeks and a no-quibble refund policy. When their order finally arrived months later from the Far East, the sizes were all wrong, the quality was much lower than expected and, since there's usually little customer service to speak of with these companies, asking for a refund was like trying to get blood out of a stone.

Customers who have experienced such frustrations are 'Once bitten, twice shy'; even though there might be some very good businesses who offer good quality products and stellar customer service out there advertising themselves on Instagram, they are very reluctant to risk a repeat of the last time they ordered from a business they thought was legit.
"Hey, check out this great deal on jeans and custom T-Shirts!"
"No way, last time I ordered T-Shirts from an online ad they were 2 sizes small and 2 months late. I'm Microbrand Shy."
by Sue858 May 29, 2018
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microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.
Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?
by mikesmakesmehard December 2, 2019
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Microwand

A wand invisible to the human eye.
He had the tiniest wand she never saw, which was why she never saw him waving it. A microwand was making things happen.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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