messhead

One who clearly loves a damn good session, and sending their head around the bend by consuming vast amounts of alcohol and/or various other substances (usually the latter)

Can usually be found talking codshit, raving, or dying in a hole.

Ha, did you see that lad crawling round the toilets after those 8 shots of tequila??! the messhead.

by tarajane May 12, 2007

messed myself

A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.

I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.

by RealGibran November 1, 2013

Sexy Messenger

Slang term used by guys to describe a hot girl they're with who's way out of their league.

They miss her all the time and have to chat with her every day either by text or MSN Messenger to make sure she's still feeling sexy and interested in them.

Joe - "You getting it on with anyone at the min mate?"

Mark - "Hell yeah, I'm still on it with that sexy messenger I was telling you about! That shorty is way outta my league"

by M.68 April 4, 2010

Instant Messenger

A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***

Instant Messenger converstation:

Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:

Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!

by pprplanesandhearts March 20, 2009

MSN Messenger

The most common teenage addiction

Danielle: Omg! im going away for a week to Majorca! That means i cant go on MSN!

Sophia: OMG!! how are you gona live???!!!

by Emma the sexy beast May 26, 2005

messege

Misspelling of 'message.' Get it right.

messege. INVALID.

by your mother's cat December 31, 2013

messec

Yiddish slang term for "Cool."

Aww yeah foo', I'm pimpin' it messec style...

by Anonymous October 23, 2003