text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

away message

1. Message set in an instant messanger client that informs people on your buddy list that you are away.
Common messages include: away, brb, and sleeping

My cousin john needs to learn how to use away messages

by KenF December 28, 2005

No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.

An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).

by Chesswave September 10, 2007

tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.

I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.

Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.

by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 9, 2009