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The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it
not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE
by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005
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Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.
After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.
by wizard of balls May 17, 2010
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Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017
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Merlin

When you take a girls long hair, hold it below her chin to form a beard, and proceed to fuck her face!
I gave the girl a Merlin!
by Mikeymc6 April 14, 2019
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merlino21344

Merlino21344 just killed ninja
by Merlino21344 October 28, 2019
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merkeling

Jumping up to play the righteous moral hero, but actually just really screwing things up.
Angie saw two hungry wolves enter a chicken coop and proceeded to kill the cute hens and chicks. "I'll save you!" she said, as she threw a hand grenade at the wolves. Mommy told Angie to stop merkeling, and come back inside before she could do any damage.

Angie and her family got lost in the big city. A poor homeless man approached her and asked her for money. Angie imagined herself to be a wise, heroic princess, giving away her kingdom's riches to make things great. While her mom was arguing with her dad about whose fault it was for getting lost, Angie took mom's purse and gave it to the homeless man. The man promptly thanked Angie and then ran off. Mom and dad yelled at Angie, "your merkeling fantasies really screwed things up for us this time!"
by ThisIsNotReallyMyName September 9, 2016
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Merlin

A merlin (or merlyn) derived from the Middle English colloquialism for Falco columbarius, a small, bald falcon, a merlin is a vulgar maneuver, most often delivered from above--hence, the word's avian origins.

While not necessarily practiced--much like counterparts "the Cleavland steamer" and "space docking"--it has evolved into both urban myth and popular in-joke among groups of friends. There is much debate on what the act entails, often falling into regional categories. Thus, in common parlance it has become a stand-in for all bizarre, deviant and lascivious intimacies: a sort of profane catch-all, or ribald signifier, whereas what is signified is fluid and varies greatly with person and context.

The etymology of the merlin is also disputed, with some cultures ascribing it to the wizard, Merlin, of Arthurian Legend. This may be on account of the obscure and mysterious nature of the term and what it may, or may not, imply. The word can be found in literature dating as far back as the 16th century.

Currently, the growing reemergence and popularity of the term has lead, perhaps indirectly, to a decline in the popularity of its use as a given name.
be careful today. i have a feeling elizabeth's going to try to give you a merlin when you're sleeping.
by Robert de Boron August 8, 2010
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