meat envelope

(noun) A vagina; a meat wallet.

I slammed her meat envelope well.

Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Envelope

Condensed water in the sky, generally in white, that causes the rain. Cloud

Look the envelopes in the sky. I guess will rain tonight!

by claudio caetano August 31, 2008

Momvelope

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

by Knobye February 4, 2009

Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004

envelope

You dumbass, cant you figure it out... you send your mail in it! duhh!!

I'm so dumb i dont know what the word "envelope" means.

by grubin August 4, 2003

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

envelopey

(adj) the word envelopey has nothing to do with the word envelope. It means to be loud and obnoxious.

If these freshman don't stop being so envelopey, then ........

by Envelopey Syed Ahmed June 7, 2009