Meditation

A process of focusing one’s attention in a certain manner which can create profound mind-altering states. Used in one form or another by nearly every culture in history, but today most associated with the religious traditions of South and East Asia.

Commonly done today for spiritual reasons, but not always. Practiced by hipsters, hindus, high schoolers, recovering drug addicts, asians, your friend that is into yoga, your friend from work, and your friend in their mystical vegetarian Buddhist college phase.

Meditation can involve several methods, including focus on vision, breathing, repetition, and sound. When practiced enough, it can result in altered brain functioning, mental disassociation, hallucinations, extreme pleasure, inner calm, mystical experiences, and improved concentration.

Meditation is trendy, but its serious practice and effects are still poorly understood.

My friend has been practicing meditation for a few months because of her Buddhism class; she said that she saw her past lives, but I think she just had too much weed yesterday.

by ChainArmor712 November 4, 2019

statute of memetations

The minimum amount of time required after a meme has been shared within a group on digital communications for said meme to be reusable within the same group of people.

That meme has recently been sent in this group, thus violating the statute of memetations.

by claydough89 January 28, 2021

meditate

1intransitive to think seriously and deeply about something
meditate on/upon
2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes
3transitive formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant

1 She sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events
2 I try to meditate for half an hour every evening
3 Silently she meditated revenge.
1intransitiveTHINK ABOUT to think seriously and deeply about somethingmeditate on/uponShe sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events.sitmeditateevent2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes: I try to meditate for half an hour every evening.even3transitivePLAN formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant: Silently she meditated revenge.

by silvernjaw November 13, 2013

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

meditation

It is not to clear your mind off all things but one. It is to clear your mind of all things. To focus on the lack of thoughts that come between thoughts, and to lengthen this period to several minutes, even hours. It is only then that you can truly listen to your inner self. If you are focusing on a tree or a flower, you cannot focus on your inner self.

Meditation is something that is very misunderstood by westerners.

by A. Freak April 30, 2006

medit

The word Medit is used in a derogatory way to insult someone from the Mediterian area of the world or someone from a Dirty race/culture.

But in today’s terms it is used loosely as a "diss" word towards anyone that resembles the characteristics of one.

Its meaning resembles the word Nigger, Jew, Fag, Sand - Nigger, Gypsy, Arab, etc ... very closely and is used on the same level.

Also refer to "Medit Move"

"Fuck that Eman Medit mofo he got done in. If you scared Medit "go to church".

"Fucking Medits, pulling Medit moves"

"Dam those Medits"

"Ahhahah what a Medit"

by DTon November 29, 2007