A common working dad and husband that lives a mundane life yet has a wild side. The jack of all trades. He is able to provide for his family, memorize every episode of house wives he has watched with his wife, yet be able to kill das boot in .06 seconds. While he enjoys teaching his toddler to catch a football, he also enjoys doing rails off urinals, telling everyone he’s German, and providing enough 10% ABV beers to a family reunion to get everyone drunk enough to tolerate him singing “Mr. Brightside” during karaoke time.
Katie “wow I’m feeling pretty buzzed. I only drank one of those beers that white collar dude gave me and I feel like fighting a bear.”
Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
Jake “ That’s not your typical white collar dude. Sure, he’s got a tie on and that’s his wife and kid, but he just me when they leave He’s driving to Toledo to go to an underground midget fight club and he’s got money on the one he’s been selling the juice to. I’d steal clear, that guy is wildly mediocre.
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its ass. whatever it is did not slap. it barely flicked. it didnt eat its actually starving. its the upmost lamest thing sound ways have ever created to reach my eardrums the most faggish thing to have been created. it’s absolutely so mediocre.
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Hym “Hahahaha! Rewarding mediocrity!? Ok. But you know and I know and the Jew knows that the other candidate was better, right? Was the retard a better candidate than the guy he beat? No. But Ben’s excuse is exactly what I said it would be... “It wouldn’t have happened to me! If I was against the retard I would have one. Our guy just wasn’t as good as he could have been! Wouldn’t have happened to me!” EXACTLY what I said it would be. Fucking idiots. All of you are actually dumb people. I am literally 5-7 year ahead of you all mentally. You want me to be an intern? You’re parroting MY talking points and I should work for YOU for free? Yeah, ok. That would make sense to someone of your mental capacity. I see why you would do that. And that parroting is just genetic fallacy so... you know, THERE GOES YOUR REASON. Say goodbye! 👋 Bye reason. I don’t want to play with you anymore! Hahaha!”
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