Pleasure Measure

The length of a man's pleasure center; i.e. penis.

Did you hear about Mark's pleasure measure? It's absolutely huge!

by Jack of all Beanstalks October 17, 2010

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Chad (Unit of Measurement)

The Chad unit of measurement is a unit characterized by how much, or little, BDE someone or something has. The Chad unit can be applied to anything, regardless of how nonsensical it is. the chad unit is simply based on vibes.

"Dude, Chaucer is like 0% chad."
"This situation is 100% chad."
these are examples of how one uses Chad (Unit of Measurement)

by fogsandbens June 20, 2021

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Measurement

Measurement is all about tying claims to evidence of execution.

My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF???

by wizardouche August 25, 2020

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Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

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Ballot Measure Burnout

(abbrev. BMB) Condition suffered by voters in states where elections include an overabundance of confusing ballot measures. Often suffered after watching an endless barrage of equally confusing ads for and against said measures.

Guy #1: Dude. How are you going to vote on measure 30?
Guy #2: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! (as he runs out the room screaming and begins beating his head against the wall)
Guy #3: Dude. What's the matter with him?
Guy #1: BMB, dude. Ballot Measure Burnout.

by Mofrak December 18, 2009

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