MCfuckstick

An insult used in the north east of England used to describe a person that has just crossed into the realm of an uber dickhead

You fine sir are a MCfuckstick

by Mr Awesome The First September 6, 2009

muck butt

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.

After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.

by Scamtrack September 24, 2016

Muck head

Dumb shit (Especially people who's last name is gainey)

Shut up you muck head

by StEw1e 4k October 5, 2020

twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009

Unlucky Mcluckie

Broad poker terminology describing a bad beat or someone drawing out on your hand.

"Hey I just got knocked out of a poker tournament"

"Man, Unlucky Mcluckie"

poker bad beats

by Deuces33 June 22, 2016

Duck Muck

The residue left around the bell end of the penis after anal sex. Generally, an amalgam of fecal remnants, cum and booty juice. Known for its ripe, pungent odor.

She went right down on it after anal braaaahhhh. Didn’t even wipe off the duck muck.

Hey braaaaaahhh. Tell your mom to wipe the duck muck off her lips before she comes see me later.

Roger has a lot of duck muck under his foreskin.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2017

Dangerous Dave Of MCUK

Person of all things that are godly, a nymphomaniac in search of webcam sluts all the day and all the night. Note: This person is not to be fucked with, he'll blap you into next week.

"woah, don't piss Dave off, i did that last week and he made my mum bleed like a virgin"

by AlcoholocaustN0w May 1, 2005