cool guy: that guy is a retard

loser: who
cool guy: david mata
by COOLGUY!!!1 September 26, 2021
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When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
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The creator of a spanish Petscop gamejack (which is actually just a joke), MATADOR.
Very anonymous, the only thing that is known about him is that he made MATADOR and some other weird videos.
Person 1: "Hey, do you know who MATA VAMPRIOS is?"
Person 2: "I heard that he made a spanish Petscop gamejack."
Person 1: "Huh. I think it is not a gamejack, but a joke."
Person 2: "Yeah, i also think it's just a joke."
by MATAFAN666 September 13, 2020
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An mysterious creature, that apparently lives in Lithuania/Sweden
I love Matas Liras
by LemonPanda March 14, 2023
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