Masterdebating

When one has to calm down an erection or is in a social situation where one is not appropriate. It also means to use imagery that is unappealing or unattractive in order to calm one's raging boner down to a level of social acceptance.

"Dude I was at this wedding and I popped a boner and had to think of my grandma in a bukkake video to calm it down. Nice masterdebating skills."

"I masterdebated yesterday during a job interview. What did you think of? I thought of Danny Donaduce in a speedo eating a chocolate covered banana."

by 101Dubzilla101 May 13, 2010

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterdate

An update about your masterbation habits

Person 1: i have a masterdate.
Person 2: ok tell me.
Person 1: i went 8 times in a row before getting cockblocked by my uncle.

by MadKnight April 4, 2022

masterbate

getting freaky with oneself.

Hellen masterbated with herself.

by aklaskldfhe November 14, 2006

Masterdate

The pre-date masturbation that is necessary for extremely horny individuals to get through a date without sex. Although not restricted to only males, the vast majority of documented cases involve male subjects.

Did you see Rick's new girlfriend?
Ya, she's such a tease. He'll never get any tonight on their date
I guess he'll have to masterdate

by Q-Dawg89 August 2, 2011

masterdater

A person who has mastered the sacred art of dating. Commonly used in the plural form to describe those who are proficient in having the best dates EVER!

Emily: Tom is the best masterdater I've ever seen!!
Kris: OMG!!11!1

by soopadickman July 30, 2006