Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
by Grim January 20, 2005
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Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.
Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.
Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
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Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.
by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009
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he who masturbates in a more majestic fashion than the rest of them. he is a king of masturbation and all the masterbaters ever existed... from 10 b.c he had the crown.
by 4 niggas blazed up July 14, 2011
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It was tuesday night and I was about to go to bed but I thought I'd masterbate before hand. I decided to send out a few masterbate texts to test the waters. I didn't receive an acceptable response within 45 seconds so I proceeded to masterbate.
by masterbatexter December 27, 2009
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Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?
Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.
by blackwaterray April 22, 2011
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I got cut from the basketball team last night, so i masterhated till my dick was raw... i feel very at peace now.
by kcaz411 October 6, 2011
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by Sauce The Boss December 30, 2013
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