masterbait

a girl that has a certain appearance (aka smokin hott), that you're probably going to think about later when you whack off

who saw that girl with the acb? the one with the white pants and black thong, shes definitely masterbait.

Bob's mom just got a new boob job, talk about masterbait, she can bake me cookies anytime.

by Ryan..the kid January 11, 2009

masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016

Masturbraining

Playing with your brain. Taking large amounts of fun information and just sticking it in there.

Online friend: What are you doing?

Me: Masturbraining hard. The banana as we know it today was first grown in 1836; earlier bananas were tougher and starchier (essentially plaintains)

Online friend: ...

by MsLolibear November 13, 2011

Masterbrake

Taking a quick 5-10 minute brake from an online game for the sole purpose of masturbation

dude after this raid I have to take a masterbrake

by M.C. Hamper November 14, 2011

Masterbaiter

Master at catching bait

Masterbaiter = Me

by Ƥapi October 10, 2018

Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

mastertainter

Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the mountain oysters for pleasure.

Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”

by Taint Right III September 16, 2023