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String Masterbate

When a man ties a tight string around his penis and slowly moves it up and down until fully erect. Then, he unties the string and rubs it all over the head of the penis until he precums. Then, the man ties the string tightly around the bottom of the penis and masterbates slowly using his right hand and rubbing his head with the left until orgasm. He then leaves the string on for another 5 minutes or until the penis is completely numb and then takes it off and rubs the head of the penis delicately until he loses his erection.
Bob: "Hey, honey, do you want to watch me string masterbate?"

Cathy: "Yes, that will be alot of fun. I'll go get the string, baby!"
by oooyiurs June 22, 2010
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boneyard masterbater

A man who masterbates in a graveyard because he thinks the tombstones look sexy.
I would rather be a man-whore than a boneyard masterbater!
by blake allen June 24, 2008
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boneyard masterbater

a person who masterbates in a graveyard.
The only kind of people out at this time of the night are boneyard masterbaters.
by blake allen June 24, 2008
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Masterbated

Where a person rubs themself intimately for pleasure, releasing cum and semen from the vagina and penis
I masterbated so hard last night I cummed
by Mastherbationguru101010 April 13, 2023
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Masterbateur

Patrick Vieira is a masterbateur
by Phil Maddick October 28, 2018
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Masterbater

1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)

2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater

2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
by Qwelp August 31, 2019
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Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously
My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.
by The Word Divas May 25, 2021
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