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Minnesota Mascara

The dried jizz on a woman's eye socket that prohibits her from seeing clearly, often delivered by guys named Howie (for some odd reason)
She had a hard time making coffee due to her Minnesota Mascara
by WalmartStumbleBum42 January 29, 2015
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mashable

Mashable is a term used to describe two or more online applications that work together and/or within each other. This is achieved by means of Application Programming Interfaces (API). Mashable is most often used in the context of social networking applications such as MySpace, Facebook, and YouTube.
That online application is mashable!
by Jobe Roberts August 20, 2007
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Mascara

A kind of eye makeup to enhance the length, density, volume and color of the eyelashes.

It is usually black or brown.
The mascara made her eyes pop.
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Mascara hangover

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day
Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.
by Shawster April 19, 2014
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mascara run

When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.
Jay had such a huge dick - it gave me mascara run!
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
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mashpatitties

the action of mashing your titties against someone
My wife gave me some mashpatitties for dinner
by The Last Weeaboo May 17, 2016
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Mashaael

A gorgeous girl that is very caring. Only drives in the right(slow) lane. Usually Palestinian and from the village. Somehow makes every outfit she wears look cute, like seriously I don’t know how. Is very exact in her baking.. and everything she does. She’ll also go along with all your crazy plans, or most of them.
“I need more awesome friends
You should become friends with Mashaael”
“That’s a great idea”
by Ilikecatslol December 24, 2018
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