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Manipulation

Not finding any fault in your own disrespect.
Criticism is only unfair to somebody else when someone finds no faults in themselves because it is manipulation.
by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021
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mansultations

One man consulting another man professionally and with intent to empower him to be successful at a task. Nothing sketchy, but there will most likely be beer and power tools involved... and grunting.
Bobby, this is why I told you to ask me first... you really needed some mansultations before attempting to fist her with your foot!
by MaTheMeatloaf! August 7, 2015
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manualation

the use of methods for controlling processes manually, especially by human beings. To consciously choose to do complete a process manually rather than by automation
Rather than automation something you choose manualation, you choose to manualate.
by Last on the bus September 28, 2006
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Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.
Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration
by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008
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mansturation

When men get into a bad mood, become temperamental and experience hormone fluctuations due to a build up of semen from a lack of sex.

Not to be confused with the female, 'menstruation' that occurs monthly but also results in mood swings that manifest namely in shitting on the male partner.
Sameera: 'Rajesh, what is your problem? You have been snapping at me all day. First your tea is too hot, then your ice cream is too cold. What is UP with you?'

Rajesh: 'Vell, maybe if you took the time to notice you'd see that I've been washing all the tea spoons recently that you've used and you've not said thank you once, then maybe i'd feel better!'

Sameera: 'Jesus, just because we've not done it for a while, doesn't mean you can take out your mansturation moods on me! Now sit down and let's fuck quick before you hurt yourself.'
by hussaincurrimbhoy April 24, 2011
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drunken manipulation

When someone gets another person drunk in order to manipulate them. Either used to get sex, or as a way of achieving personal gain.
"Man, she must have used some drunken manipulation to get that raise..."
by Jameo123 December 11, 2007
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dimension manipulation

Where one can control all 11 dimensions in their own manner. Replace the function of any dimension you so desire to. Travel through dimensions at your own will. Control which openings to which dimension you want.
An example of Dimension Manipulation: The 11th dimension, where all Universes are created and then dispelled into other dimensions, can be transformed into a dimension governing Time.
by Photon Furry August 1, 2011
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