manstrual cramps

When a man has to poop or fart so badly that the pressure builds up to an extremely uncomfortable level. often causes manstration.

my buddy had to poop so badly he got all pissy from the manstrual cramps.

by owurnvoisdngl February 27, 2010

manstress

an illicit male lover; oftentimes the "other man"; the male version of a mistress

"What happened to Steve and Laura?"
"Well, Steve found out that Laura had a manstress on the side. Epic fail."

by women unite August 29, 2011

Monsterous Mammories

Huge tits, big boobs.

Damn, that bitch has some monsterous mammories!!!!!!

by BABY21 August 30, 2006

manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.

Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.

by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010

Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

Manstrual Synchrony

When dudes hang out so much they end up acting and thinking the same. Similar to when girls menstraul cycles synch up.

Jim and Adam are in manstrual synchrony.

by MichaelScarn May 13, 2013

Manstruating

When a male is in a mood considered grumpy or lonely.

Usually occurs once a month.
Manstruation is very bothersome to all of this particular male's friends.

a.k.a. Man Period

Dude, he is in such a funk.

Yeah, he's manstruating.

by DrCakeMan64 January 28, 2014