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moose mangler

A larger and scary female seen mostly at night that is wearing a chain link belt and has a scary disposition. Her too small bottoms are being eaten by her crotch.
Me: "What is that over there leaning on the bar? She is large and scary. There seems to be a situation with her metal belt and looks like her pants are being eaten"

Friend: "Oh that is a moose mangler."

Me: "A what?"

Friend: "You know a moose mangler a large scary female that comes out at night wearing a chain link belt and pants that her crotch seems to be eating."

Me: "Glad I am now clear on that."
by kikispeedster May 22, 2010
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Manbien

Term which applies to males:

The act of masturbating shortly before going to sleep in order to obtain a more pleasant deeper sleep without the use of prescription or over the counter sleep aids.
Jon: Dude, I've been having trouble sleeping the last few days.
Joe: Did you try Tylenol PM?
Jon: No. That leaves me groggy in the AM
Joe: What about Manbien? It's perfectly natural and can work in as little as 2 minutes with no side effects.
by BDDFCIN October 27, 2010
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manale

manale is a lebanese name; the female version of "manal".

it usually names someone who doesn't love a lot of people, but may be very loved back. manale's usually get what they want.
dang i love manale
by leilathelovely July 6, 2011
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Manbearpig

Another name for a beast known to live in a basement on Downer Street in Milwuakee, WI. This alleged creature is known to be quite the anti-social creature. He usually will not convene in places consisting of more than three or four other humans. Known to have a ravenous appetite consisting of McDonalds and Burger King. Also, the creature is not know to be smooth in interactions with other people. Most interpersonal reactions with this creature end up with one or both parties being embarrassed. Many speculate that Manbearpigs utterly horrifying appearance resulted from his mother getting pregnant via the water wheel (see definition) and then doing copious amounts of heroin while pregnant. If you see Manbearpig, avoid at all costs. He is known to be a compulsive liar.
I tried to talk Manbearpig into going to a party, but because a large number of people were there, he declined, stating that he would rather masturbate alone all night.
by eightdoubleoh September 6, 2010
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L'manberg

Well, I've heard there was a special place,
Where men could go and emancipate,
The brutality and the tyranny of their rulers.
Well, this place is real, we needn't fret,

With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, *flip* Eret,
It's a very big and not blown-up L'Manberg...

My L'manberg...
My L'Manberg...
My L'Manberg...
My L'Manberg~...
A person who doesn't know what the Dream SMP nor L'manberg is: What is L'manberg?

Me: *aKhEm* Okay so *starts explaining what L'manberg is*

The Person: Wait wait wait- So it's been blown up twice!? 0_o?

Me: Yeah, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME :D *continues explaining the whole plot*
by Lorri_SadsIt May 23, 2021
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Manbearpig

someone who doesn't know how to brush their hair, teeth, nor how to shower. This person has very bad body oder and large front teeth. They also wear clothes that are too small for them. Aka: MBP
ALD looks like a manbearpig because she doesn't know what good hygiene is.
by Kayla Thomson December 25, 2007
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manletism

The condition of being a manlet, aka short male that usually compensates by getting ripped.
Poor josh, he suffers from manletism
by pussyplayer34 September 19, 2018
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