Manatee kisses

The act of kissing someone like a large sea cow whilst flipping arms and making whale sounds.

Someone: Hey Rylie let me give you some manatee kisses on your wenis!

Rylie: Go die

(flippers) EEEEAASDDDDHHHHHAAAAA KISS!!!!

Rylie: Your a fart sack

by manatwo July 23, 2009

Manatee joke

a joke format popularized by Family Guy... usually involves little or tangential connection to the plot, and includes two or three unrelated references put together into an irreverent mini-scene. South Park's parody of Family Guy suggested that the show is written by manatees pushing around floating colored balls with cultural references written on them.

Peter Griffin: "this is worse than when Fonzie jumped his motorcycle over Kevin James"

TV Viewer: "that was a total manatee joke"

by murraythandman December 19, 2016

Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

by hawke4me May 25, 2020

The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.

Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."

by Flyhunter December 16, 2008

Manatee treatment

to give mad sloppy

Mats: I want manatee treatment
Sam: ong

by Samsexual10293 October 27, 2022

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012

The Manatee Effect

When Oneself Is So Substandard He/She Is Considered To Be Adorable And Or Attractive.

Hey That Judd Character Is Pretty Cute!
No See, He Just Has The Manatee Effect Goin For Him
The What?
Manatee Effect. When He Looks Like A Sloth From The Goonies, But Is Cute Because Of His Extensive Hideousness

Like A Manatee.

by Doucheon Mandick!! March 6, 2010