managerbation

The act of spending so much time planning and scheduling that you don't actually accomplish anything.

"The project was canned after eight months of managerbation."

by Jordan Sugarman June 30, 2006

Madalena

An adventurous, tomboyish girl. They love trying new things and makes a perfect girlfriend who doesn't mind hanging out with "the boys".

Madalenas love things like zip lining and roller coasters - anything to get that thrill.
They are incredibly pretty, and deserve the best.

"Hey, look at that epic girl on the roller coaster!

Oh yeah, that's a Madalena.

by LilyandJoey December 20, 2012

CFIT Management

In aviation, Controlled Flight Into Terrain is an accident in which an airworthy aircraft, under full pilot control, is unintentionally flown into the ground, a mountain, a body of water or an obstacle. CFIT management is a corporate death mode in which all responsibility falls onto top executives' stupidity.

- Bro, why have you quit your job at VisionMap?
- Man, I could not resist the new CFIT management any longer.

by bugpower March 8, 2017

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

manalet

an it whos gender is highly in question also has a problem stalking others

cris i cant figure out if u are a guy or a girl. stop bein a manalet

by welchy anderson2 October 28, 2009

Crown Model Management

Crown Model Management is the xxx-branch of one of the largest mainstream talent agencies in the world.

The Crown basically manufacturers new porn stars, such as Kya Tropic.

A friend of mine wanted to get into the entertainment industry, so I told her to apply with Crown Model Management.

by CrownKing May 17, 2009

retail manager

This is the person that comes around making sure you are bothered every five minutes and told one more time what you are to do (in case you have a case of chronic amnesia). This is usually to reassure the person that the items and services you are selling and most likely not making commision off of are steadily helping out their bonuses each week / month / year.

Hitler was not a retail manager but many retail managers are little Hitler's.

by John December 20, 2003