Maccari

Chicago Italian-slang for a guy who makes sure you can't do anything right, even when you are doing everything right.

I turned in my project a week early but my fucking Maccari of a boss told me it was still late.

by Tuhnesie July 19, 2011

Maccarama

n. Taking a panorama shot at McDonalds

Aww, nice Maccarama bro!

by BaXXleyyyy October 23, 2012

Cracker Macker

White man/woman trying to pick up the opposite sex

He's such a cracker macker of women.

by Guyman545 February 15, 2019

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

litsubishi mancer

When some kid gets his licence and buys a lancer thinking it's the same as an Evo. Usually puts an aftermarket exhaust on it to make it sound fast and gets flogged by falcons and commodores.

"Hey, I got my first car, yesterday! Fully sick litsubishi mancer. Gonna turbocharge it so it's an evo"
"...It's a lancer you fucking retard"

by Zykarr November 14, 2020

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

mope mancer

they love the mope and they say “nope” and use it as a daily dildo

the mope mancer wouldn’t stop mancing

by anonymous April 10, 2021