mactarded

When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.

Shelly is mactarded.

by Jac8998 July 7, 2010

mantarded

Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.

John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee

Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!

by jimg123 January 12, 2009

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

Maxtard

A high school student who has an extremely hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine. He also frequently masturbates in the mens lockerroom and has been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion. There was also a rumor of him making love to an Irish doberman.

"Dude you hear about that kid that jacked off in my back pack before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard!"

by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019

Maxtard 2.0

A high school student who has a really hot sister who sells her body for juul pods and cocaine.been caught eyeing up elementary school boys on more than one occasion and frequently masturbates in the mens locker room.

"Dude did you hear about the kid who jacked off in my shoes before soccer practice?"
"Sounds like a maxtard 2.0"

by Jak me hofff August 23, 2019

macardi

Macardi, where do I start she's beautiful, selfless, and almost always panicking about being on time. this girl i know has a heart for animals and hey favorite color is yellow. she blossoms into this amazing woman as she gets older. I wish her the very best of life because she deserves it.

love-courtney

Macardi, WOW!! your stunning...

by courtneyroberts25 June 1, 2020