Maascrossed

When a woman has been fucked so hard her eyes go crossed. Based on a legendary case in Fulton county NY

His cockers so big I got maascrossed.

by Theonewhore January 18, 2019

mansert

When a man inserts himself into a situation to help someone out with a task, from observation or them admitting or asking for help.

Monika is struggling to open a bottle of wine to serve a glass to her friend. Luke is in a conversation and observes her struggle. Luke asks Monika, "You look like you're struggling, do you need help with that?" Monika smiles and laughs, "Yeah, hahaha I think I do." Everyone laughs and Luke says, "Alright well let me just MANSERT myself into the situation and help you here." He takes over and quickly opens the bottle of wine.

by Monia Lisa March 8, 2021

mayaser

a hot talented caring girl that every guy is in love with.with a cute smile and a loving personality

mayaser is a hot loving hoe

by anonymous August 7, 2021

Dirty Mauser

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.

Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!

by iPlowser July 15, 2020

UWC Maastricht

An emotional minefield for teenagers.

"Bro, I went to UWC Maastricht. It was a cool experience!"

by IcyClaw124 December 29, 2021

The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru

Why The Fuck Are You Looking This Up.

Yes, It Is True That The Capital Of Lesotho Is Maseru. Now Go Back To The Home Page

by fwefff December 19, 2022

Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009