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I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012
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keeper of the lost cities

A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).
Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!
by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020
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lost sole

The single shoe always seen laying alongside the road while driving down many streets, highways and freeways across America. Theories abound as to the cause of this phenomenon, the most popular being a particularly vicious creature know as "siblingus annoyingus on roadtripus" or the annoying sibling who delights in throwing your shit out the car window on long family road trips.
My f*****g brother threw my shoe out the window while I was sleeping - now its just another lost sole.
by Klj29 April 29, 2006
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Lostgasm

An orgasm caused by watching the show LOST.
God last weeks episode of LOST game me such a lostgasm that I woke up my neighbors.

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by JMILLZ22 February 3, 2010
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Lost to Cooper Rush at home

Lost to Cooper Rush at home- the excuse that biased ravens fans use when Giants fans clown them for losing to them. For some reason they bring up the argument that cooper rush beat them in their home stadium when naming the teams that they played during the season. Dont understand but needs to be said.
HA HA ravens you guys lost to the giants. Ok well at least my schedule isnt mickeymouse, lets see who you played, Beat the Titans off a field Goal miss, beat the panthers when they were no good, LOST TO COOPER RUSH AT HOME.
by lebronjahames6 March 17, 2023
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The 'Lost' Trap

The phenomenon by which a TV show (Or more broadly any media) starts sucking ass but still draws viewers who just want to see how it ends.
The Walking Dead was great for the first 3 1/2 seasons, but it's really gone downhill. I'm stuck in The 'Lost' Trap just to see what happens with Negan.
by Su-su-sudio December 12, 2017
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Tontos lost tribe

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.
"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe
by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020
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