loner

Someone who is introverted and has little or no friends and likes to be by himself.They can be just either introverted and just feel happier being by themself OR actually be depressed and laughed at etc. Loners are often considered to be "cool" and "rebellious" in the media and stuff, but real loners are often picked on or ignored and treated like shit and alot of people would NEVER want to be the REAL loner.

I am a loner because I have few friends, don't socialize, play video games and surf the net every day and wasting my time defining loner on Urban Dictionary. I am a loner.

by G_loser September 20, 2007

loner

A loner is just a person that wants to be left the fuck alone and likes his/her space. So don't mess with them.

goth peopleq and quiet people and ofter loners.

by pyro4096 May 19, 2007

loner

Someone who often is alone. They usually have a few friends to no friends. Some people might take this as being stuck up but the loner just doesn't feel the need to reinforce the social feeling. But commonly there are places where a loner can feel more open becuase of the people around them or the setting (a particular classroom, or a person which they feel comfortable with, etc.) Most loners, if put in big groups by bosses, teachers, freinds, or even family, will often be quiet, has short answers, just stares off in nothing, or analyzes everyone's reactions and bodylanguage.

They rarely have a boyfriend or girlfriend because they don't flirt, don't talk much, or give any social effort, as I said earlier. And that pretty much doesn't give the opposite sex any sign of interest consequently not getting asked out, and if they do get asked out they usually get asked out by someone who doesn't know them(loners are picky about who they let in their personal lives) and the guys they do like don't feel the need to flirt anymore becuase there was nothing coming from the loner.

guy: damn that girl is fine, doesn't she go to our school?
guy 2: yeah, I bet she has a boyfriend.
guy 3: no, she's a loner.

preppy girl: why is he so quiet, what is his problem?
preppy girl 2: lyk yeah, he's soo weird...

by heyhihello January 14, 2007

Popular loner

Someone who is well known/popular and liked by many people. But would rather spend time with the few people he’s close with. Often misunderstood

That guy Logan is a popular loner, liked by a lot of people but often closed off

by Monkeyloverlol September 7, 2020

Lonership

Having the qualities of being a loner, by yourself and excluding yourself from a crowd.

Bob is flaunting his lonership flicking off everyone in the crowd.

by Spoondizzle March 20, 2010

Laperooter

An electronic item that can be utilised for study and work. Its common usage is for word processing, however, they have a multitude of other purposes, such as the creation of tables and figures for mathematic equations.

"Alright, chaps, It's time to get your laperooters out!"
"Is there a spare plug? I need to chargerooter my laperooter."

by chafeross1 September 26, 2018

Humor Leper

A killjoy that sucks all the fun out of life with their pretentious, politically correct bullshit and find every joke offensive. Usually a miserable dolt with zero creativity and sense of humor, they infect their hosts and surrounding and destroy any chance of a good time.

Wow! I didn’t know that Dave was such a Humor Leper, you can’t crack joke without getting a lecture from him, leave him home next time

by Lord evil May 23, 2013