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Lingman

acting like you are on shrooms, but deneying, and saying that your normal.
"What a lingy move......dude."
when trying to get the attention of a tree hugger yell LINGMAN
that kid is SUCH a lingman
by peter cunts June 13, 2008
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lingas/chingas

The last name of a famous American expatriate who immigrated to Mexico.
I was up in the mountains yesterday, and I heard news of Freddy Lingas/Chingas !
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004
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lingaling

Baby talk for "penis". Usually self discovered and "named" by male child beween the ages of 3-5 years.

Mother: Did you wash your 'lingaling', sweetie?
Little boy: Yes Mommy, I washed my lingaling.

Also called a "ling ling".
Mother to her little child:
"Did you wash your lingaling with soap, sweetie?"
Yes Mommy I washed my lingaling with soap..."

So on and so forth...
by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004
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cuba-linga

A derogatory term usually applied to Cubans but maybe used on a non-cuban if they are behaving like such a Cuban. It's like the N-word. It means someone who is brash, loud and annoying that talks alot of shit usually because they are perpetually full of shit. Such people put on airs mistakenly believing they are better than anyone else around them. Originates from the combination of cuban and linga for tongue (as in up the butt which is the source of their shit) much like what people in Spanish call a come mierda.

Such Cubans are typically materialistic, arrogant and have inflated egos, often bragging about how great they see themselves, their race and all they have much to the annoyance of everyone else around them who know better. Such Cubans are selfish, backstabbing and phony.

They hate you if you are non-cuban but more successful in the slightest way than they are. They only look at what you have that they don't have, but want, and hate you for that one thing. They are condescending to you and mean spirited. They often talk about you in a negative light especially if they think it's to their advantage.

They are callous and have no conscience or remorse. They like to put you down for no good reason but typically because they are insecure and just plain rotten. They won't hesitate to hurt you. They are only happy when you have troubles or worse off than they are!

If you happen to have a cuba-linga as a "friend", they like to dump all their problems on you and expect you to listen. They selfishly want you to be on call for their needs 24/7. They want you to act like a free pyschologist and solve their problems for them but are never around when you need them. They don't care about how much an imposition or inconvenience they are to you.

Hence they are talking an unlimited amount of shit since they are perpetually full of it.
Look at that arrogant Cuban swaggering down the street like he is something. Such an in your face cuba-linga.

That loud-mouth Cuban is shooting his mouth off to everyone like his shit doesn't stink. Shut up already you damn cuba-linga. Nobody cares!

Maria that cuba-linga bitch is always bragging about what she bought or what she has done with her husband, like non-cubans can't do cool stuff too. Go douche bitch!

Tony said that he hates me simply because I have a cool job that pays more than he makes. He believes he should make more simply because he is Cuban. What a selfish cuba-linga!

The Cuba-lingas have turned Miami into a Ghetto. Time for a one-way boat ride back to Habana!

That Cuba-linga had the nerve to correct my Spanish. How dare she!

Watch out! That cuba-linga is jealous of you and wants to get you fired! She's always talking shit about you to the boss.

Cuba-lingas are often jealous and hate you for your achievements. Although they will never admit it, their actions speak louder than their words.

Oye Cuba-lingas lavanse esos culos sucios y sus pingas!
by La Da Dee November 18, 2005
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lingmao

Anarcho-capitalist teenagers who defend billionaires online. The joke stems from the word "wumao", and "lingmao" ("0 cents" in Mandarin) emphasizes the fact that they are not paid by the people they defend.
Elon Musk has an army of lingmao fanboys who defend him on Reddit.
by Ancient_Might_5820 November 9, 2021
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ruptured atf ligament

to tear the muscle or ligament around your ankle
She has ruptured atf ligament from playing roller derby, and is now in a cast.
by kinkerspaz March 11, 2010
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lingalmush

1. an object that benji has recently or in the near future will shit on.

2.a boy who shits constantly and never stops shitting
holy fucking shit flush that toilet you lingalmush
by scrawny paul November 13, 2003
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