Ling

A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.

"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."

by Elise W. November 3, 2004

Ling

The area between your two nostrils.

The child stabbed his ling accidentally.

by TheDefinitionerist February 20, 2011

Ling

A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.

Don't be a ling.
Don't pull a ling.
Girls love guys with money, but i just ling.

by Marcusch October 19, 2007

Ling Ling

The hottest Asian lacrosse player ever. He’s a living legend

Ling ling is so hot and such a laxer. He is the legend that has more clout than you

by Watthewmright October 29, 2017

Ling

One who lingers in large groups; a Ling is not opposed to overstaying their welcome; moreover, Lings express an usual desire to seek housing arrangements with other Lings for reasons not always clear or logical; may be associated with extreme untidiness; Lings tend to be white males in their 20s, however females as well as males of other ethnic backgrounds may also fall under the Ling category.

If you have a place of your own, beware of Lings. They will visit frequently, arriving at early hours of the day and leaving at late hours of the night. If your company leaves behind trash from the local fast food restaurant seek attention immediately; you have been the victim of a Ling. Furthermore, a group of friends may decide to rent a house together, whether or not the decision makes sense financially. Individuals whom linger around the residence of a Ling may be referred to as Half-Lings.

by Starr905 October 13, 2011

Ling

Cigarette. Another word for "lang"

"yo, I need to smoke a ling!"

by Nora Jane April 1, 2007

Ling Ling

Asian girl who hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram on March 30th, 2016. Changed the profile name to "Lucu2016", deleted all of Kevin Hart's South Africa trip photos, and posted couple selfies and screenshots to promote other accounts.

- Yo dude, Ling Ling hacked Kevin Hart's Instagram
- Guess Asians aren't just good at math huh

by some_asian_guy July 2, 2016