The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011
Get the Stretch Lemurmug. When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.
by That lemur May 21, 2017
Get the lemur lickmug. A skanky hooker name used for a female, who is about 5''2, has large thighs, a really hairy stomach, and is irish and brazillian. She is a regular at dairy queen but isn't there to get ice cream. She spends her time in a shady van with an unexperienced boy with a large sausage. She commenly has the expression of a lemur who has just spotted a ripe banana.
by Jacley June 15, 2009
Get the Exotic Lemurmug. by porchlemur1 September 01, 2010
Get the Porch Lemursmug. when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.
To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
Get the ring tailed lemurmug. The most lamest un-beastly animal alive, that is soo less beastly compared to the amazing beastly wombat. This animal sucks!
by Billyroxmysox March 16, 2008
Get the Red Ruffed Lemurmug. by Alexander Axel Axline February 23, 2009
Get the surprise lemur in a boxmug.