Lactarded

The bloated feeling you get from consuming too much of a dairy product, namely milk. Not necessarily restricted to the lactose intolerant (lactards).

Lactard lactose intolerant

"Man, that vanilla milkshake made me lactarded"
"I'm feeling so lactarded right now"

by Nerissa Stewart August 31, 2008

lestard

adj;

A retard. or someone who is somewhat slow and has alot of friends. Note: a lestard may only be a girl.gaytard applies to boys. some people prefer to say faggtard.

Kristin is a lestard.
:D
Kaleb is a gaytard!

by Kaleb & Kristin March 18, 2007

Leptard

An extremely anti-social individual, typically found in dark secluded areas. Mostly watching some type of digital appliance.

It's good that leptard is out getting sunlight, they could use the melatonin.

by AUnknownSeaUrchin December 29, 2017

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Leetard

A derivitive of the word Retard. It is pot-smoking, bonghead that lives in Lee, IL. A retard from Lee.

I won't be home for dinner, mom. I'm hanging out with all the Leetards tonight.

by Daniel Harding May 11, 2008

Leptard

A bag of douche

Stop being such a Leptard.

by king12345 September 9, 2013

Leetard

When you IQ is less than a retarded person.

Did you see that leetard trying to fuck that behive again but this time he put a condom on for protection.

by Mann double n April 11, 2022