Leach

A person who can’t stop touching people
Likes to call men handsome.

Someone who mostly has brain damage and a dent in their head from getting dropped as a baby.

Ho’o ur a leach and a dumbo wumbo 😹

by uareadumbowumbo April 20, 2022

Bleach Leach

Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.

Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-

by d'évocation December 11, 2023

Leach

A girl that gets attached to a guy and blows him once and never stops sucking

Rebecca is such a leach

by BAB05 July 26, 2017

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 18, 2015

Leach

Those that stick around to commit acts in order to achieve (in their mind) a greater purpose .

They can quickly be sorted out if they look to not fit in.

I let em stick around because i knew he was a leach. And that theyd give up information valuable enough to keep listening to His garbil. (Leaches can only thrive through their failures and others success )

by Brazo233 January 30, 2018

Leach

that one guy who is just hanging around someone WAY to much and ITS LOWKEY UNCOMFORTABLE LMFAOOO😹🤡
he/she is on the precipice of "pick-me."

its quite likely they give big dumbo wumbo energy, and often L bozo.🤡🤡

doesn't like pickles. 😭🙅 ♂️
(pronounced the same as "leech"💀💀😭)

"get out of here, you stinky leach."

"omg ho'o you're giving leach."

"hey leach, get your backpack off mine"

by differentdumbowumbo April 21, 2022

Leach

An overweight Ginger lass that clings onto her ex’s mates on a night out. ~ Often sighted in the Filthys night establishment on the Bigg Market

“Waaah, wor bruiser is being a leach tonight, won’t leave the poor lad and his muckers alone”

by CumbrianMotter December 2, 2023