To get fucked.
Jason: Dude I got laid last night
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
Bob: Awesome! Was she any good?
Jason: Naw I pretty much had to do it all myself
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
Get the get laid mug.motorized scooter-style shopping cart intended for use by the disabled but often used and abused by shoppers who are obese and lazy.
The fat lady decided it was too far to walk to the donut section of the store so she hopped on a lard cart.
by jainie December 17, 2005
Get the lard cart mug.Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
by jomommascookies August 22, 2009
Get the Larding mug."Getting laid" is a less crass version of "getting fucked". Therefore, the expression lends itself to being used in limericks and other types of poems, such as the one below...
There once was a girl from Belgrade.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
She was hot like a Soviet grenade.
She knocked on my door,
Lied down on the floor,
And said: it shall be my wish to get laid.
by kinkylimerix January 11, 2015
Get the get laid mug.Nancy Huff: Now as you all know our oldest son brennan will be living with us after he got let go from his job at petsmart
Brennan Huff: I wasnt fired, i was laid off, but you wouldnt know the difference
Brennan Huff: I wasnt fired, i was laid off, but you wouldnt know the difference
by talzaiet January 21, 2009
Get the laid off mug.The word laid back has been used a lot in New Zealand. Many Kiwis call themselves are laid back. But I just call it lazy. The main reason they are laid back is they are too fat to move.
by James Pig September 3, 2009
Get the Laid back mug.by Xr4Y October 27, 2004
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