Lapsii

The Holy Grail of intelligence.

Damn, I can't find my dictionary. Dude just ask Lapsii.

by V Juice June 29, 2009

lappity flappity

Zerberting the vagina

She was more humid than a Florida summer. I couldn't help but giving her face time with some crazy horse lips...towel highly recommended for the cheeks....when she settled down she asked me why I did that...all I could say in the form of a question was...lappity flappity?

by cykofiend February 24, 2014

lapierre

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

by butttt May 6, 2018

Lappin

Chilling relaxing at home, kick backing to music in your slipper

What are you doing? I'm lappin

by Chasthebest401 June 22, 2018

LaPinger

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.

Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.

by The23rd May 27, 2020

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022

Pierre Laporte Middle School

A shithole school. lotta hoes.

Pierre Laporte Middle School is Stupid with the dress code and shit

by Atreyu_6ix April 12, 2019