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labiatory

The labiatory is an explorative space where a variety of touch and stroking is used to test for sensation and pleasure in a woman's outer genitalia.
We spent an hour in the labiatory and discovered her touch preferences.
by lovehascalledameeting May 31, 2021
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labiarinth

Describes either:
(1) a non-typical configuration of a gal's "downstairs lips" dat makes for less-than-easy insertion of a guy's lulu, or

(2) da complicated series of hoops dat a particular gal makes any guy jump through before she'll agree to spread her legs for him.
Having fewer prospects to begin with, a plain-looking gal may not usually expect much initial requirement before allowing an eager stud to "proceed to fourth base" with her, but da hotter chicks tend to require a total labiarinth of specifications before they'll "surrender da goods" to any guy.
by QuacksO May 1, 2022
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Lalation

An alternative to the abbreviation “lol” is “lal”. Lal is short for lalation. Or something like that. Idk. Lalation is fun to say. It is also used as a filler word.
Fag 1: *says something funny*
Fag 2: lalation
OR
*awkward silence*
Fag 1: lalation
Fag 2: lalation
by augustpookie January 9, 2024
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lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother
Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"
by LumonBoard January 28, 2025
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laggation

The state or experience of network activity being delayed, interrupted, or slowed down, usually due to high latency or poor internet connection. "Laggation" describes those frustrating moments when streaming, gaming, or video calls freeze or stutter because of a laggy network. The word combines "lag" with the suffix "-ation" to create a noun for this all-too-common digital annoyance.
Our online meeting was full of laggation, so I could barely understand what anyone was saying.
by dzineer July 10, 2025
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Lexiation

Lexiation (noun):
The process by which a pre-verbal thought, intuition, or internal understanding is forced into language, causing the thought to change rather than simply be expressed.

Lexiation names the moment when knowing becomes saying — and does not remain the same.

Before lexiation, a thought may exist without words. It can be felt rather than stated, meaningful without being explicit, and coherent without being linear. Such thoughts may feel precise to the thinker even when they are difficult to articulate.

Lexiation occurs when this internal state is converted into language: speech, writing, or symbols meant to communicate meaning. This conversion is not neutral. Language imposes structure, sequence, categories, and expectations of clarity. As a result, what is expressed is not identical to what was originally apprehended.

Something is gained through lexiation: communicability and shareability. Something is also lost: nuance, immediacy, and aspects of meaning that do not survive linguistic compression. This is why clarity can sometimes feel like loss.

Once lex iated, a thought becomes separable from its originator and open to reinterpretation.

Example: “I understood it until I tried to explain it — the lexiation changed what I meant.
Cr: Psm, Lexi.
• “I understood it until I tried to explain it — the lexiation changed what I meant.”
by Psm, Lexior. December 29, 2025
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Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 1, 2008
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